Ysy: *snoooooooooore* (volume dependent on level of tiredness, fan / air con being used, and sleeping position)
T: alternates between mutters, whines and talking out loud, depending on how over-stimulated he was that day. Throw in generous dashes of teeth grinding and snores as well
K: "zhook zhook zhook" as she sucks her little thumb hard, even in sleep
Me: how would I know???