1st born:
15 min to finish up baby porridge, max.
2nd born:
A crippled tortoise can travel from Changi to Tuas before she grudgingly opens her gold mouth to eat up the last scoop
1st born:
No salt, no sugars passed his mouth before 18 months. The one person who fed him table food (horror!!) has diplomatic immunity and therefore can't be killed by way of motherly death-glares .
2nd born:
The crippled tortoise's leg miraculously healed when reduced-salt soya sauce was discovered.
1st born:
Oblivious to baby porridge and adult food, as long as his tummy gets filled.
2nd born:
Happy to give porridge facials in her younger days when it is not to her taste. Can't get the spoon into her mouth fast enough if table food is concerned, to the accompaniment of "I want!!!!'. May reach high soprano notes at times.
1st born:
Durian smells are down there with the raw materials of New Water. Complete bane of his life, much to his mum's sadness.
2nd born:
Have yet to discover something that she doesn't eat. (baby porridge being the only exception)
1st born:
70yr old ah pek stuck in a 5.5yr old body (kinda like his pa, 'cept that the latter is 29.5 years older). Likes noodles but not pasta. Dislikes cold ice cream. Lives for salmon skin.
2nd born:
Loves fish and eggs. Everything else is negotiable, as long as it is not baby porridge.
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